Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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