I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
I put bits of fruit cocktail in the jello shots i made because i knew that they were gonna be the only thing we ate all day
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
