And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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