Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
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