found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
Drinking wine out of an empty soup can and watching spongebob squarepants.. I eveb hate myself
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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