you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Semen is not good for contacts.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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