just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Let me start this apology by saying you were the finest piece of ass I ever had.
your mom just called me and asked me why i'm not in jail with you right now.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
To be honest, the last time I saw him he had a jesus costume on telling people to pray to his bible.
So he's at the chuch?
No, hooters.
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
