before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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