her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Well the good news is ill probably have my new boobs by the time he sees me naked
I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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