Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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