Sponge bath it is.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
Randomize
