do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
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