Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
I'm not well. Although it could be worse.
My cousin is so hungover she quit her job.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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