Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
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