I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
Randomize
