Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Just blew my age on the breathalyzer. I also have 8 stitches in my head. So worth a .22 though. All time record.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
Why did my mother make you get naked?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
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