is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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