Im so hungover that my 6 year old cousine made me aspirine and coffee out of playdoh...
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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