we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
If you can count on one hand the number of times you have actually, truly nearly died this month, then you are not really living yet.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
My mom is selling her car. I'm secretly relieved I won't ever have to tell her about that time you puked in it
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
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