i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
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