Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
ttyl tear gas
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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