This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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