She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
why do you have a stuffed bear wearing a thong and a seatbelt in your backseat??
I want her autograph on my taint
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
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