I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
He sang a ten minute song about me sitting on his face and eating quesadillas. Pretty sure I have to marry him.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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