Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
i noticed he has a cardboard window on his car and he told me he locked his keys in his car and had to break in...this only makes him more appealing
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
How's my sex life is me mastubating next to her dog. that's how it's going.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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