wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
Superbowl and Mardi Gras a week apart. World's longest bender here I come.
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
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