OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Will you please bring me a line of coke at work without asking questions?
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
Randomize
