Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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