this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I just remembered that before we left my house I vowed to stay fully clothed and I FAILED
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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