Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The world needs more lipstick lesbians, if anything.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I just ate cream cheese straight for my dog
I'm afraid to ask what that means
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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