how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i just had sex bonerless
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
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