You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Although a guy bought me a shot of fireball last wknd and I told him he wouldn't even get half a handjob for that and walked away so don't tell me I don't have standards
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Decided to stop by the store on my walk of shame. I must really look like shit, a six year old girl just walked up to me and said "my mommy wanted me to tell you Jesus loves you." Thanks kid.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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