this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
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