Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I woke up with a russian doll attached to my necklace and a post-it note with "keep babushka safe" written on it. Fuck vodka
Well it ended with everyone taking a bite out of a raw potato and a girl crying because her boyfriend wouldn't bring her any grape juice. So yeah...I'd say the night was a success.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
My Captain America poster fell down. Cap is disappointed in my life decisions.
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
So apparently last night while I was drunk I read him erotic fanfiction while he was eating me out. He stopped every now and then to give me feedback.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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