i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
If this gives you any indication of my current state, I stopped at Meijer after work and bought funyuns, pregnancy tests and chocolate.
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Randomize
