I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Apparently I tried my hand at mustard juggling. I wasn't very good.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
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