My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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