watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
I think the hamburger goblin stole my cigarettes. I left my purse behind her table and they're not in it now.
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