A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
She had sex with a starfish painted on her face. Thank you Halloween
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
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