How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
I can only take thier stupid "I think beauty school is for me" routine so long until I have to bitch slap them with some knowledge
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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