The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Dude, I just masturbated with my cat sleeping on my boobs....
You have GOT to get this crazy cat lady thing under control. I'm finding you a man. And you'll take him, and thank me. After that text, you have no right to be picky.
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