and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
There are Star Wars cutouts in his basement. Obi Wan Kenobe watched me give him a handjob.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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