get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
He broke up with me by playing Lynyrd Skynyrd "Free Bird".
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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