So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Boobs speak an international language.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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