I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
What part of "waking up in the crawl space of my house with a raccoon" sounds like a good night to you?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
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