why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
it was like eating out sand paper
Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
What are you bringing to class tomorrow?
sorrow
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
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