it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
You have to summon your inner elephant
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Just used the word fistfucking in a serious conversation with my professor in front of the class, while making an appropriate and valid point. Win.
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