so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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