Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
You were running around drunk in a Toga chasing the frat's Husky. Of course they remember you.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
