he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Randomize
